House rules
The house sells seats. Money is what moves you toward the stage.
How seats are sold
- A first listing is $1. The ceiling is $999,999. Amounts move in whole dollars, $1 at a time.
- The front row costs the current front total plus $5. Any other seat costs that row's total plus $1. Offer less than the front and you still sit further back.
- Equal amounts keep arrival order — the older listing stays closer to the stage.
- The same website or @handle adds to your total. You pay the extra, at least $1. Someone else cannot take your seat by covering only the gap; they have to beat the full amount.
- App Store, Play Store, GitHub, and similar storefronts are keyed by path, so two apps on one host do not share a seat. Query strings are dropped.
What belongs here
- A website, or an X @handle.
- Chat and invite links stay off the board — Telegram, WhatsApp, Discord, Messenger, Signal, and the like. Seats are for products and profiles.
- Query strings are stripped. Tracking, affiliate, and referral extras will not stick.
- Shorteners are refused. Bring the destination, not bit.ly, t.co, tinyurl, or similar.
After you pay
- Your listing is public. Clicks go to the URL or profile you gave, without query strings.
- A finished payment holds the seat. Demo mode writes it down at once.