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House rules

The house sells seats. Money is what moves you toward the stage.

How seats are sold

  • A first listing is $1. The ceiling is $999,999. Amounts move in whole dollars, $1 at a time.
  • The front row costs the current front total plus $5. Any other seat costs that row's total plus $1. Offer less than the front and you still sit further back.
  • Equal amounts keep arrival order — the older listing stays closer to the stage.
  • The same website or @handle adds to your total. You pay the extra, at least $1. Someone else cannot take your seat by covering only the gap; they have to beat the full amount.
  • App Store, Play Store, GitHub, and similar storefronts are keyed by path, so two apps on one host do not share a seat. Query strings are dropped.

What belongs here

  • A website, or an X @handle.
  • Chat and invite links stay off the board — Telegram, WhatsApp, Discord, Messenger, Signal, and the like. Seats are for products and profiles.
  • Query strings are stripped. Tracking, affiliate, and referral extras will not stick.
  • Shorteners are refused. Bring the destination, not bit.ly, t.co, tinyurl, or similar.

After you pay

  • Your listing is public. Clicks go to the URL or profile you gave, without query strings.
  • A finished payment holds the seat. Demo mode writes it down at once.